Things I’ve learnt so far;
Everything is Troy Baker.
Everything is Johnny Yong Bosch.
Everything is Yuri Lowenthal.
when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied
when u dont study and u get a good grade
I thought this said “wild chinese surgeon” and I was like wHAT IS HAPPENING TO CHINESE SURGEONS
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
Not just George but KING George.
I’d probably get nothing done tbh
I’d trip on purpose just so he could come and hold my hand to help me up and I wouldn’t let go
I wouldn’t do anything so he can yell at me in that voice of his
Id start doing squats in front of him
I’d pretend to be in serious danger so he can help me
If he instructed us to do squats I’d ask him for a demonstration
"Mister Kenway, what is a squat? Can you show us how to do one?"
"Can you show us again I wasn’t looking"
Gotta check out dat booty
"Mr.Kenway,I got a charlie horse from running and you massage it please"
Connor being the nice man he is would say “of course just be more careful next time” “anything for you mr.kenway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
"So, Mr. Connor… About your father…"